No, I’m not kidding. This came through in my email today:

County Seeks New Name for Forest Service Road 40/45
Name Suggestions Due by Monday, December 31st

Following the recent reconstruction of Forest Service Road 40/45, (also known as the Sunriver to Mt. Bachelor road), Deschutes County Commissioners are asking the public for ideas on what to rename the road.

The County has assumed jurisdiction and road maintenance of Road 40/45. Under County code, all public and private roads are required to be named.

The Board of County Commissioners will consider ideas from the public and will decide on a new name in January.

All road name ideas may be emailed to annaj@deschutes.org before 5:00 p.m. on Monday, December 31.

No guarantee that the name you suggest will be picked, of course, but you never know.